General Dwight D. Eisenhower
1944
I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MID-MORNING NAP...
WHEN THEY WOKE ME UP... WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? IT'S NOT FEEDING TIME...
EASY THERE BIG MOMMA... PUTTIN ON MY NEW DUDS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
GOODBYE...
GOODBYE...
AND HELLO!
TOLD YOU GUYS THAT THEY WERE COMING.