My parents and I have been together for a little over 8 months now and it's been great so far, it really has. I mean, I get it now... the whole family thing. I finally understand what all the fuss is about. Having a Mommy and Daddy always there for you is everything I thought it would be and more. However there are still a few things that I haven't been able to figure out about them.
Like Mommy's devotion to sandals no matter what the season is or Daddy's constant war against technology. Call them quirks or whatever... it's just the little things that make them unique. Lately there's been a new developement with me that has them all in a tizzy. It's not a big deal... at least not to me. But to them it's become bigger than Elvis. Let's see... how can I put this delicately?
I've recently discovered my wee wee.
Daddy is of the opinion that I might as well get to know him now because he's going to be my lifelong best friend. Daddy says that my new best friend and I will go on many, many wonderful adventures together that I will never forget. That's when Mommy gives him a look and Daddy doesn't say anymore. I'm not sure but I get the feeling that Daddy and I are going to have a lot of interesting talks when I'm older.
In either case, It's been decided at home that my curiosity and touchy-feely approach towards my wee wee is totally normal. Mommy is convinced that it is a phase that I will eventually outgrow. Last week she asked Daddy at what age boys lose their fascination with that part of their body. Daddy's response: I'll let you know.
Daddy's Top 10 Nicknames For My New Best Friend
10) Tiny Tim
9) Little Richard
8) Mr. Belvedere
7) Mr. Bean
6) The Fonz
5) Little Lord Fauntleroy
4) The Little Engine That Could
3) Tatoo
2) Benjamin Button
1) El Guapo
I'm guessing that this officially makes us Homies.
That's okay. I told her that she could be my homegirl anyways.
Did Olivia see me?