Thursday, June 17, 2010

The Eagle Has Landed!

They're here! They're here! They're here! They're here! They're here! Holy guacamole MY MAMI AND DADDY ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Okay... everybody calm down. Get a hold of yourselves. You're embarrassing me.

I know what you're thinking. How could he possibly know? He's stuck in a crib at the orphanage, with no means of transportation and a very limited wardrobe.

Well my friends, Colombian blood runs thick and it runs deep. We'll do almost anything for each other. I was talking to my next-crib neighbor G.G. (I call her G-Money)and it turns out that she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy who makes a living as a professional papparrazi. So I hit him up on my baby blackberry and asked him to do a little snooping around for me.

It seems that a certain couple recently booked a certain flight from Miami, Florida to Cali, Colombia on Thursday June 17th.

So I sent hjim to the Cali airport. Just to see what he could see.

And looky here... Guess who he found.

(click on pix for a closer look)

I don't care what anybody says... that's them arriving at the airport today. That's my new Mom and Dad. It has to be them! I just know it!

So I had my guy follow them and guess what? They did NOT check into a hotel like a regular tourist couple would. No sir, they went to an apartment building that rents out fully furnished units by the month!

Hmmm, now let's see... what takes a month to do in Colombia? Oh, that's right. Now I remember... FINALIZING ADOPTIONS!

They quickly changed clothes and headed out for a quick bite to eat... and my guy went right along with them. He snapped these shots at a little Arepa stand around the corner from the apartment building where they are staying.

Mmmmm. Let's take a closer look at what Daddy ordered.

That looks awesome. Boy if only I had a car, some money... and teeth!

So then I sent my guy to the apartment that they rented. You know... just to take a quick look around and see what he could find.

Nice kitchen. You guys think my new mami can cook?.... nah.

Bottom line folks is that they are here and it is on. It is on like Donkey Kong and nobody will ever be able to tell me any different. I know it's all rumors and theories right now but if I've learned one thing in my 11 months on this Earth it's that all rumors are based on 90% truth. Just look at Ricky Martin.

I know that Sunday is Father's Day, but I'm declaring Monday as Esteban Day. because that's the day I get my parents. That's the day I move in with them into that cool apartment. That's the day that I've been waiting for my whole life.